The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I Always Run In The Morning On An Empty Stomach, And I'll Go Through A Bottle And A Half Of Water. Then I Have A Protein Drink Or I Eat Egg Whites.

I Think That If Anyone Bothered To Take A Survey, They Would Find A Sharp Decline In Atheism During The Winters In Cleveland, Ohio.

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.