I Went Into A Clothing Store, And

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

Usually My Favorite Joke Is Whichever Joke I Most Recently Came Up With That Surprised Me The First Time I Thought Of It.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!