I Wanna Make A Jigsaw Puzzle That's

To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.

I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great Because If Someone Tries To Suffocate Me In Bed I Can Just Poke A Hole In It And Use It To Stay Alive.