When Someone Shows You A Picture Of

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

Swimming Is A Confusing Sport, Because Sometimes You Do It For Fun, And Other Times You Do It To Not Die. And When I'm Swimming, Sometimes I'm Not Sure Which One It Is.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.