We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.

Hot Potato Is A Very Different Game When The People Playing Are Starving.

The Planets. Now Footnote, I'm Including Pluto In The Planets, Because I Think It's Terrible What They Did To Pluto. And It's Still A Planet To Me. I Grew Up With Pluto As A Planet, It Will Always Be A Planet.