To Look Like You Are A Real

When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No See-saws, Only Catapults.

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

I Always Wanted To Do A Movie, Because I Love The Movies. They Give You A Chance To Have An Intimacy With Your Audience That Is Different From Stand Up. With Movies, You Can Bring The Audience In With A Close Up, And Emote In A Different Way.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.