Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day:

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.