I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna

I've Never Been To A Hotel With A Rotating Restaurant On Top, But One Time I Took My Girlfriend To A Merry-go-round, And I Gave Her A Burrito.

I Wanna Hang A Map Of The World In My House. Then I'm Gonna Put Pins Into All The Locations That I've Traveled To. But First, I'm Gonna Have To Travel To The Top Two Corners Of The Map So It Won't Fall Down.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Bought A Seven-dollar Pen Because I Always Lose Pens And I Got Sick Of Not Caring.