Every Book Is A Children's Book If

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.

Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks That Stuff Is Great.

I Love Blackjack. But I'm Not Addicted To Gambling. I'm Addicted To Sitting In A Semi Circle.

I Went To A Pizzeria. The Guy Gave Me The Smallest Slice Possible. If The Pizza Was A Pie Chart With What Would You Do If You Found A Million Dollars, He Gave Me The "donate It To Charity" Slice. "i'd Like To Exchange This For The 'keep It!'"