Every Book Is A Children's Book If

I Can Whistle With My Fingers, Especially If I Have A Whistle.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

I Have A Few Cavities. I Don't Like To Call Them Cavities, Though - I Like To Call Them 'places To Put Stuff'. 'do You Know Where I Can Store A Pea' 'yes, I Have Some Locations Available.'

I Miss The $2 Bill, 'cause I Can Break A Two. $20, No. $10, No. $5, Maybe, $2? Oh Yeah. What Do You Need, A One And Another One?

This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means It's Dirty.