Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For

There's A Guy In The Audience With A Distinctive Laugh. I Hope That Guy Is Miked. The Only Problem With Having A Distinctive Laugh Is I Know Exactly When That Guy Isn't Laughing. "oh, Distinctive Laugh Doesn't Think That Joke Was Funny!"

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And An Animal Term, Too.

I Like To Smoke A Pipe, Because It's The Punch Line Indicator. Whenever I Take A Hit Of The Pipe, You Should Be Laughing.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."