I Was So Ugly My Parents Had

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.