I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.