I Was Going Out For Absolutely Everything

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

I Am A Man Who Used To Wear The Tights. We Traveled The Country Doing Two Shakespeare Plays For Bored College Students For About A Year. I Think I'd Probably Still Be Doing It Now If I Hadn't Just Randomly Decided To Go To A Sketch Group Audition. That Led To Doing Improv, Which Led To The Daily Show. But It Was Fun While It Lasted.

Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.