I Was An Ugly Kid; When I

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.