Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!