Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.