Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!