Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.