I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.

Do Your Job And Demand Your Compensation - But In That Order.

Comedy Holds The Greatest Risk For An Actor, And Laughter Is The Reward.

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.