I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of

I Think That Making Love Is The Best Form Of Exercise.

We Have Our Factory, Which Is Called A Stage. We Make A Product, We Color It, We Title It And We Ship It Out In Cans.

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple. I Get Up In The Morning And I Go To Bed At Night. In Between, I Occupy Myself As Best I Can.