I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow

I Improve In Misquotation.

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.

I Acted Like Cary Grant For So Long That I Became Cary Grant

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.