I Improve In Misquotation.

Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even I Want To Be Cary Grant. Let Me Expand A Bit. I Sense That You May Feel That I Am Free Of Problems. Let Me Assure You That I Have The Same Anxieties And Insecurities As Anyone In This Auditorium - Maybe More.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.

Probably No Greater Honor Can Come To Any Man Than The Respect Of His Colleagues.