When I'm Married I Want To Be

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

I Improve In Misquotation.

I Think That Making Love Is The Best Form Of Exercise.

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.