I'd Like To Have Made One Of

I Acted Like Cary Grant For So Long That I Became Cary Grant

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

My Father Used To Say, 'let Them See You And Not The Suit. That Should Be Secondary.'

We Have Our Factory, Which Is Called A Stage. We Make A Product, We Color It, We Title It And We Ship It Out In Cans.

All It Takes Are A Few Simple Outfits. And There's One Secret - The Simpler The Better