If You Want To Be An Actor,

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

I Acted Like Cary Grant For So Long That I Became Cary Grant

I Began By Acting Like The Person I Wanted To Be, And Eventually I Became That Person.

When People Tell You How Young You Look, They Are Also Telling You How Old You Are.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.