I Improve On Misquotation.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

Sometimes Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread.

We Have Our Factory, Which Is Called A Stage. We Make A Product, We Color It, We Title It And We Ship It Out In Cans.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.