I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

Jason Alexander Is A Committed Actor, He Went From Working On A Show About Nothing To Actually Doing Nothing.

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.