I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.