If You Are A Black Woman, You

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

I Like Gambling On Stuff That You Don't Know Anything About. That's When It's Exciting.

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.