If You Are A Black Woman, You

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.