If You Are A Black Woman, You

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.