It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

It Is Funny Because The Guy Who Is My Boss Now, Howard Stern, Has A Similarity There. He Got Big Being A Regular Guy. He Wasn't The Greatest Looking Guy In The World

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.