I'm A Comic, So I Like To

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

But I Live An Interesting Life And I Can Tell A Pretty Good Story And It Has Helped My Career. But The Downside Is People Know Everything.