I Want To Make My Own Movie.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.