When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're

I Just Lost My Best Friend, I Have Been Crying Hysterical For A Full Day.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.