I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So

I Don't Like Paris So Much.

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

I Got Addicted To Tetris, Playing It In My Basement, I Was Missing All These Airplane Flights Over It. After The Fourth One That I Missed, I Realized I Needed To Get Rid Of This Thing - So Ever Since Then, I Don't Play Video Games Any More.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.