Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

I Want To Make My Own Movie.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

I Got Addicted To Tetris, Playing It In My Basement, I Was Missing All These Airplane Flights Over It. After The Fourth One That I Missed, I Realized I Needed To Get Rid Of This Thing - So Ever Since Then, I Don't Play Video Games Any More.