I Want My Children To Have All

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.