I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.

I Used To Get Bummed Out When It Rained; Then I Realized That It's God's Way Of Washing Off Hippies.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.