I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.