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I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

I Like Stand-up. But I'd Also Like A Family And House And A Yard. I Want To Work With A Lot Of People, Have Colleagues; And On Good Film Sets, There's People There That Work With The Same People For Years And Years. I Love That Collaborative Spirit In That Medium. Comedy Is A Lot More Solitary.

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.