Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"