Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

It's Always Helpful To Remember That In The Grand Scheme Of Things You Are Much More Important Than... Um, Wait, Than... Something, Maybe.

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.