Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

I Still Like Paper Books. Like, Book Is A Flammable Object. After You Read It, You Could Use It To Get Warm. Or It Could Become A Pile Of Napkins.

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.