Halloween: The Day Each Year When Strangers

Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two Is Okay, But Ten In A Row Is Annoying. If You Have Two Then, God Bless You.

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

The Pursuit Of Happiness: It Sure Seems To Like A Good Chase, Doesn't It?

When I First Heard The Term 'training Bra,' I Was Freaked Out. I Was Pretty Young And I Said, 'did You Just Say Training Bra? They're Training Their Chests? I Had No Idea.' See Some Lady, Her Boobs Are Everywhere. 'what's Her Deal?' Those Are Untrained Titties.