I Always Try To Just Be Honest

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

I Was Thinking How Strange It Is That Water Is One Of The Best, Simplest Things On This Planet, And Still With A Simple Glass Of Water You Can Neutralize So Many Of The Greatest Technological Advances That We Provide. Like With My Blackberry, I Can Get In Touch With So Many People, But If I Dip It In A Small Glass Of Water I'm Completely Disconnected.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.