I Always Try To Just Be Honest

I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Was Starting To Become The "crazy Guy" At Law School, Which Is The Guy Who Is Not So Much "crazy" As "annoying."

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.