For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

I'm Very Hip-oriented. I Focus On Hips In My Comedy - Probably More Than Any Other Hipster Comic Who Is Out There Hipping Today. My Hips, Other Hips. I Work With My Hips A Great Deal. That Is What I Do. But Not In A Gay Way.