I Try To Just Talk About Human

Someone's Killed 100,000 People. We're Almost Going, "well Done! You Killed 100,000 People? You Must Get Up Very Early In The Morning! I Can't Even Get Down The Gym. Your Diary Must Look Odd: 'get Up In The Morning, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death - Lunch - Death, Death, Death - Afternoon Tea - Death, Death, Death - Quick Shower ...' "

Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

Racist People, Interestingly, Are Never As Polite As Smokers. Have You Noticed That? Smokers Always Go, "do You Mind If I Smoke? Oh, You Do? Okay, I'll Go Outside And Have A Cigarette."

When You're Coming Out, You Have To Deal With The Whole World Saying 'oh! You're An Abominable Snowman'.