Peace, Peace, Peace. Peace Is Organized.

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

When You're More Mature, You Do Start Telling The Truth, In Odd Situations. "i'm Sorry, I've Broken A Glass Here. Is That Expensive? I'll Pay For It. I'm Sorry." And You Do That So That People In The Room Might Go, "what A Strong Personality That Person Has. I Like To Have Sex With People With Strong Personalities."

You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably Shag The Books.