I'm An Action Transvestite.

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

He [charlie Chaplin] Was Always Playing As If It Were To The Camera, If You've Seen The Live Shots Of Him When He's Going To An Opening Night Or Something Like That. And The Skills That He Had Were Beyond My Ability To Throw Together. You Just Couldn't Really Compete With Him. He Was Too Athletic At That.

Cake And Tea Or Death?

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.