I'm An Action Transvestite.

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

If You Can Be Your Own Force Of Nature And Have A Positive Heart, Then You Can Actually Do Something Good In The World.