If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski,

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

I Mean, Sometimes... A Comedian Becomes An Actor, And They Just Don't Deliver, Because The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Acting Is To Be Truthful, And They Get That Mixed Up Sometimes, Or Don't Even Notice That That's The Thing.

San Francisco! City Of Dreaming Spires, People Live Here... Golden Gate Bridge, Ahh The Romans Came Here.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'