I Like My Coffee Like I Like

I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong. Like I Like My Women: Hot And Strong...with A Spoon In Them.

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

Two Languages In One Brain? No One Can Live At That Speed!

And The National Rifle Association Says That, "guns Don't Kill People, People Do," But I Think The Gun Helps, You Know? I Think It Helps. I Just Think Just Standing There Going, "bang!" "that's Not Going To Kill Too Many People, Is It? You'd Have To Be Really Dodgy On The Heart To Have That.

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.