I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.