I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.