I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.