I Think It Was Cosby Who Also

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.