I Tell Very Mean Jokes.

You Don't Know Anything About Pain Until You've Seen Your Own Baby Drowned In A Tub... And You Definitely Don't Know Anything About How To Wash A Baby.

I Prefer To Sleep With Deaf Girls. Those Crazy Chicks Never Have A Safe Word.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever You Want To Do It

When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated With Everybody.