Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever

When I Was Seven, I Broke My Leg Playing Soccer. Just To Feel Something.

You Look Like You Deep Fry Your Hands Before You Bite Your Fingernails.

Whenever I Meet A Pretty Girl, The First Thing I Look For Is Intelligence; Because If She Doesn't Have That, Then She’s Mine.

The True Meaning Of Christmas Is Actually Centuries Of Gullibility.

Sure, Retarded Jokes Write Themselves. But The Spelling Is Always Way Off.