I'm Actually A Really Nice Guy, Once

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I Feel Worthless. My Girlfriend Was Attacked On The Subway Yesterday. And I Can't Even Enjoy It.

Sure, Retarded Jokes Write Themselves. But The Spelling Is Always Way Off.

I Prefer To Sleep With Deaf Girls. Those Crazy Chicks Never Have A Safe Word.

I Was Always Cutting Words. I Even Would Write My Jokes In My Notebook. I Still Do This, Almost Like A Poem.