I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.