I Refuse To Join Any Club That

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.